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Good Afternoon Fellers,
Iowa really did that. They won by one stinkin’ point because that’s what Iowa does. They’re the absolute worst. Arkansas covers and Maryland is not, I repeat IS NOT an offensive juggernaut. 1-2 on the week. Time to get it back.
2019 Record
Last Week 1-2 Overall 5-4
Air Force +8 @ Boise St.
Air Force > Nebraska evidently. The Falcons went North to Boulder and thumped the Buffs which was something my Huskers decided was too hard to do. The only possible explanation for this is that Air Force is super good at football. For them to go on the road and beat a team that beat the Huskers is Cinderella type stuff. They are the chosen ones. This week they are headed to Boise to take on the Broncos at night and nothing says cover for the home team quite like blue turf under the lights……until you realize Boise is 8-17 ATS in their last 25 home games. Air Force wins outright here. They’re amazing.
Northwestern +9.5 vs Michigan St @ Northwestern
Our good buddy, pal, friend JL is a State fan. Today I sent him a tweet that the bear sent out (you know the fat fuck on ESPN). It read as follows: “In Michigan State’s last 5 games vs Power 5 teams the offense has 3 TDs and 9 TOs in 67 drives. Held to single digits in 4 of 5 games with the high being 14 points against Rutgers.” How in the name of Dantonio’s Pinnochio is that a thing? Now they’re favored by almost double digits? Will they even score 9 points? I’ll pay to find out.
Georgia -14 vs Notre Dame @ Georgia
Here’s another statline for ya. Georgia averages just shy of 3 bills rushing per game. Notre Dame allows about 230 on the ground per game. Translation: Georgia pounds Notre Dame harder than………..I’ll let you fill in that blank. I’m Catholic and I just don’t have the heart to make a joke about pounding and Catholics. We believe in forgiveness, but that just feels like a little much. I’ll leave that one to you heathens.
Guys. Exciting news. www.rmlocks.com<www.rmlocks.com> is up and running! This is an experiment that TJ has been working on and it will be interesting to see how many people sign up to receive this dumb ass email I started writing over 10 years ago. Feel free to direct anyone to the website to register and they will automatically get it when it goes out. I’ve always wondered how much this thing actually got circulated and I guess we’ll soon find out. I feel like T is pretty ambitious about how many people want to read this nonsense, but we’ll see.
Have a great weekend boys. Get that cheeeeeeeese!