Good Evening Degenerates,
Sports gambling, like poker, is a game of skill. It takes a lot of research and God given intuition to hit 3 out of 3 games. Many are called, but few are chosen in this racket. It’s time to extend the heater.
2019 Record
Last Week 3-0
Overall 17-16
Texas A&M @ Georgia Pick: Aggies
I have a feeling that the end of this season is going to be absolutely wild and I believe it will start with this game. Jimbo is an ELITE coach and is going to remind Kirb dog of that this weekend. When I say ELITE I mean Scott Frost level stuff. Sneaky good.
Arizona State +14 vs Oregon @ ASU Pick: Shockers
Arizona State isn’t just a hot chick school anymore. Herm “you play to win the game” Edwards is teaching these boys how to play some foosball. I’m calling for chaos boys. Pure unadulterated, Whistleblower, Shifty Schiff chaos.
Texas +5.5 @ Baylor Pick: Texas
Texas is back!!!!! I have to say it at least once a year. They are so not back, but they’ll pull it together to put it on the Bears tomorrow.
I get it. Not my best effort. I’m busy as shit right now and I’m trying to leave the house to head back to Nebraska to chase some pheasants around with my two daughters. These two sheltered little shits are going to watch daddy shoot an innocent bird and twirl it around until it’s neck breaks. I’m going to screw up their future husbands lives this weekend. Tomorrow is the day they find out daddy murders roosters.
Have a great weekend fellas.
3-0 Snitches
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