Eff Me. Here we go.

Oh fer. Going 0-3 is like jerking off and three putting. You feel really bad and you’re really ashamed, but you know you’re going to do it again and it’s probably going to happen pretty soon.
Whatever.
On with it.
2019 Record
Last week 0-3 barf
Overall 14-16
Alabama -18 @ Miss St. Pick: Alabama
I’m not exactly sure what is going on here. The first time I saw the line it was 19.5 so I jumped on it. It then went up to 21 as expected, but then it went to 17.5 and sits at 18 right now. So what, exactly, would be the thought process here? That the Bulldogs saw something on film last week that would keep them from getting boatraced? Maybe the think they found a way to rattle Saban? Alabama kills Miss St on Saturday. Take first half, 2nd half, whole game, and tie every parlay you have onto Bama.
Iowa -3 vs Minnesota @ Iowa. Pick: Iowa
My confidence in this pick is approaching 0. Iowa is just the worst though. They never let anyone have any fun. The gophers are feeling really good after last week and they should. I faded them and lost my ass, but Iowa just has a way of shitting on your dreams. They’re the absolute worst. Fuck Iowa.
Michigan -13.5 vs Sparty @ Michigan
So Sparty really did that. They really lost to Illinois just like Wisconsin did. I know Black Santa has the Illini rolling, but jeez. Are you ready to talk to your kids about Minnesota and Illinois being good at football? I’m not. I don’t know how to even begin that conversation. Somehow this is Trump’s fault and we should impeach him for it.
So I get to put up Christmas decorations this weekend. I’d love to bitch about it, but the truth is I really like doing that. Christmas is the best!
Nebraska plays Wisconsin this weekend and I am scared to watch it. The Huskers are just not very good at tackle football.
I tried to be an Alabama fan last weekend and that might have sucked even more than being a Nebraska fan. As a Husker fan you are not surprised by losing anymore. It’s just the amount and who you lose to that is surprising and can catch you off guard. As an Alabama fan I just kept waiting for them to do the Bama thing where they win by 30. Then they lost. Screw those guys.
One of these days being a college football fan will be fun again. Thank God for gambling.
Make that cheeeeeeeeese!