RML Week 2

Happy Wednesday Dipsticks,
I’m feeling really conflicted about last weekend. On one hand, I’m 2-1 and that never happens. On the other, that cover by Stanford is one of the grossest things I have ever seen. Those are the types of things that cause domestic violence and cruelty to animals charges. The good news for me is that I don’t have a dog and my wife can kick my ass.
2019 Record
Last week 2-1 Overall 2-1
Oregon -23.5 vs NV @Oregon
Hell of a game last week between Oregon and Auburn. It’s hard to be mad about Northwestern when you had both the second half over and second half Auburn. That catch covered both of them! I really like what I saw out of Oregon and I don’t think Nevada has enough in the tank after a thrilling win over Purdue. Not sure if you saw it, but the Nevada kicker got a scholly after hitting the game winner last weekend. I guess that’s cool, but he’s a kicker. Isn’t he supposed to make field goals? Fricking millennials. Always needing a pat on the back for stuff they’re already supposed to be doing….
Clemson -17.5 vs TX A/M @ Clemson
Gotta ride the tranny till it bucks ya! Clemson didn’t look that impressive in their win last week, but they covered and if we’re honest with each other that’s all that matters. I have a good friend that says “What’s the point of winning if you don’t cover?” He’s got a point.
Iowa -19.5 vs Rutgers @ Iowa
Fist of all, Fuck Iowa. Can’t believe it took me until week 2 to get that out. Here’s the deal. As much as we all want bad things to happen to bad people, it just doesn’t work that way all the time. Hitler had his run for a while, so did Bin Laden. Even Obama got 8 years. Eventually, the unfailing hammer of righteousness comes down to make things right, but until then Iowa covers. Soon Iowa, soon.
So normally I would be all giddy right now because it would mean I would be preparing to enjoy one of the funnest weekends of the year. We call it Bushwood, but others call it heaven, utopia, bliss, etc. It’s a golf tournament put together by a bunch of guys that probably drink and definitely gamble too much and it happens this weekend. Problem is I have a family reunion to go to in Estes Park so I won’t be attending. I’ve been weighing out the possibility of returning my family card, but the bad news is that my mom can kick my ass as well and I am deathly afraid of her. Next year I guess.
Have a ton of fun boys!