Nebraska sucks locks

TGIF Mofo’s,
I thought 2018 was rock bottom. 2019 was the season of promise! Darkhorse natty contender (Don’t believe me? Look up the preseason futures). Adrian Martinez for Heisman (Seriously. I can’t make this shit up). Consensus pick to win the B1G West (Urb even had em). Start the season. Colorado was a hiccup. Ohio State was a beating. Minnesota and Indiana were embarrassing. But Purdue…….Purdue is when I found out rock bottom had a basement. There appears to be a hole in the basement floor as well, but can’t be sure. The good news is that I get to find out soon.
Oh yeah. There’s this. “We suck at football, but Fred Hoiberg is here! At least we can look forward to basketball season!”
UC Riverside 66
Nebraska 47
2019 Record
Last Week 1-2
Overall 14-13
Penn State -6.5 @ Minnesota Pick: Penn State
I’m not buying what Minnesota is selling. They can row that stupid boat all they want and it still isn’t going to keep them within a touchdown of Penn State. The world doesn’t make sense when Minnesota is good at football. I need things to make sense.
Purdue @ Northwestern Pick: Under 39
I can pick totals in the locks can’t I? I mean they are mine. I basically write this thing for myself and the 5 guys that actually open it up. Under it is! I don’t see any way these two squads get anywhere near this number. The last time Northwestern scored a touchdown was October 5th. OCTOBER 5TH! Nebraska had only lost 2 games on October 5th. 44 offensive possessions. No TDs. Gimme the Under.
Maryland +43.5 @ Ohio State Pick: Maryland
It just feels like too many doesn’t it? No doubt the Suckeyes are gonna kill these guys, but by over 6 touchdowns? I guess I’ll pay to see it. This is one of those games that goes into half 35-0 and you just feel like hitting yourself in the nuts with a hammer. I think somehow Maryland musters up 17 points to get a cover.
Bonus pick!!!!!!!
Nebraska +1 vs Bye week Pick: Nebraska
Kidding! Unless someone wants the other side………..
Not a ton planned this weekend. I’m a little under the weather, but nothing a winning Saturday with a 4 team parlay can’t cure. I’m really excited to to watch the LSU/BAMA game. 62 is the total! Remember when these two played and they couldn’t get over the 50 yard line? Crazy how things change.
Enjoy is fellas!